NORTH KOREAN
If you cross North Korean Border illegally,
You will get 12 years HARD LABOR.
IRAN
If you cross Iranian Border illegally,
You are Detained Indefinitely.
Afghanistan
If you cross Afghanistan border illegally,
You Get SHOT.
Saudi Arabian
If you cross Saudi Arabian border illegally,
You will be JAILED.
China
If you cross China border illegally,
You may never be heard again.
Venezuelan
If you cross Venezuelan border illegally,
You will branded a SPY and your fate will be SEALED.
CUBA
If you cross Cuban border illegally,
You will be thrown into POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
United Kingdom
If you Enter United Kingdom illegally,
You will be Arrested and send to PRISON and DEPORTED.
IF YOU ARE INDONESIAN OR BANGLADESHI AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIA BORDER.....
You get:-
1) PR (Permanent Residence)
2) A Driving Licence
3) Voting Rights
4) Special Privilege to be consider as a BUMIPUTRA
5) Credit Card
6) Subsidized Rent or a LOAN to buy a HOUSE
7) Free Education
8) Free Health Care
And if you are a clever & smart, you can BECOME A MENTERI BESAR (CHIEF MINISTER) OR EVEN PRIME MINISTER!!!!
OH MALAYSIA, WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!
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