WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ILLEGAL / LEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS

"Know where to cross the border......" 

NORTH KOREAN 
If you cross North Korean Border illegally,
You will get 12 years HARD LABOR.

IRAN
If you cross Iranian Border illegally,
You are Detained Indefinitely.

Afghanistan
If you cross Afghanistan border illegally,
You Get SHOT.

Saudi Arabian 
If you cross Saudi Arabian border illegally,
You will be JAILED.

China
If you cross China border illegally,
You may never be heard again.

Venezuelan 
If you cross Venezuelan border illegally,
You will branded a SPY and your fate will be SEALED.

CUBA 
If you cross Cuban border illegally,
You will be thrown into POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

United Kingdom 
If you Enter United Kingdom illegally,
You will be Arrested and send to PRISON and DEPORTED.

IF YOU ARE INDONESIAN OR BANGLADESHI AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIA BORDER.....

 You get:-

1) PR (Permanent Residence)

2) A Driving Licence

3) Voting Rights

4) Special Privilege to be consider as a BUMIPUTRA

5) Credit Card

6) Subsidized Rent or a LOAN to buy a HOUSE

7) Free Education

8) Free Health Care

And if you are a clever & smart, you can BECOME A MENTERI BESAR (CHIEF MINISTER) OR EVEN PRIME MINISTER!!!! 

 OH MALAYSIA, WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!

Nizar hadir tanpa diundang di ceramah Umno

KUALA LUMPUR 14 Mei: Bekas Menteri Besar Perak, Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin membuat kejutan dengan tampil ke ceramah Umno dan duduk di meja utama bersama panelis di Tualang Sekah, Kampar, 13 Mei lalu. Melalui kiriman di twitter, Nizar memberitahu, dia duduk di meja utama ceramah anjuran Umno bertajuk ‘Nizar Pembohong Bersiri’. “Saya menghadiri ceramah Umno menggodam saya di Tualang Sekah, Kampar oleh YB Datuk Shaarani dan Hanafiah Man. Mereka panik dan pucat,” tulis Nizar.

Ceramah tersebut diadakan berhampiran ceramah Pakatan Rakyat yang juga diadakan di Tualang Sekah, dekat situ. Tindakannya itu membuatkan Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) Kota Tampan, Shaarani Mohamad; Ketua Umno Bahagian Kampar, Radzi Manan dan Editor Agenda Daily, Hanafiah Man tergamam. “Masa saya sampai, Hanafiah tengah godam saya. Bila nampak saya menjelma, mukanya pucat dan terus tukar topik. “Dia tengah asyik fitnah saya. Tiba-tiba terkejut panik bila tengok saya berada di pentas depan, terus dia tukar topik isu Ambiga,” tulis Ahli Parlimen Bukit Gantang itu lagi.